Back to the Mother's Day Homepage Mother's Day Humor:     Mom, the good shepherd My mom is my shepherd; I shall not want. She makes me lie down under cool, downy comforts. She watches me play beside still waters. She restores my soul. She leads me in paths of respect, responsibility, and goodness, for I am her namesake! Yea, even though I walk past monsters in the dark, I will not be ascared, because my mom is always near me. Her hands and her voice, they comfort me. Mama sets the table and cheerfully calls me to dinner even in front of big, mean bullies. She anoints my skinned knees and broken heart with kisses. She smiles and throws me a towel when my cup runneth over. Surely God's peace, power, and mercy shall uphold me all the days of my life, for my Mother taught me to dwell in the house of God forever. Source: Christian Education 101: A Child Learns to Trust by Laurie Hays Coffman Humorous (but o-so-true) One-Liners: "A Mother's love will go with her sons whether he goes to the governor's chair or the electric chair." She, who rocks the cradle, rules the world. --Anonymous God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.   A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. Sometimes the poorest woman leaves her children the richest inheritance A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don’t even have. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.   Back to the Mother's Day Homepage